Dear Lady Who Sits Infront of Me,

Dear Lady That Sits In Front of Me in Anatomy and Physiology,

I do not care that your husband is filling for divorce after only getting married in April.

I do not care that your 13 year old daughter has, "her mother's mouth."

I do not care that you almost had a "melt down" last night because you are "too old" to be doing all this homework.

I do not care that you are also working, raising 2 kids, looking for an apartment and going through a divorce all while attending school.

And I especially don't care about all these things when I'm trying to listen to the teacher talk about body cavities.

Sincerely,
Tracy, who sits behind you.

P.S. I'm pretty sure the guy who sits next to you is not interested in you in any way, shape or form. Especially your shape and form.