The Bitch Is Back

groovcat is now officially one of my favorite people ever:




I don't know why it's so small....it's bigger on groovcat's page.

The Owl Saga Part III The Final Fronter...Or Something

So, this will be quick 'cause it's 1:30 in the morning, and though I have nothing to do early tomorrow, I feel I should try and get up at least by 9:00.

On my way to my PT appointment today I drove by the Starbucks (not a bank, like I thought) where I saw the Owl Wednesday. I saw that it was still there, so I decided to pull into the parking lot to see if I could get a picture.

As I'm driving around the building, I realized that it was a fake owl. A FAKE!!! WTF??!!??

I'm assuming they put the owl up to scare off birds or squirrels or something.

At first I was really upset, like I had been cheated out of a really spiritual moment...or something. But then I thought, the feeling was the same even though now I know the owl was not real. I don't know how to explain it...but it worked out in my head. :D

I'll (try) and update more tomorrow 'cause stuff happened today, but for now I'm going to bed.

My Wiki Album

Snaged this from zigsternenstaub (<--From Livejournal)
whose, I must say, is MUCH better.

Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
Click random article again; that is your album name.
Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.


Band name: EPIC (cognitive architecture)
Album Name: James Noble Tyner

Tracks:
1. Indiana Football Hall of Fame
2. Rod Zimmer
3. Abrams Creek
4. Tako
5. Dennis Martinez National Stadium
6. Grand Acres, Texas
7. Pelluhue
8. Dolphins (2007 film)
9. Italian films of 1995
10. Uganda at the 1988 Summer Olympics
11. Kashe River
12. Nighthawks Orchestra
13. Laura Gildemister
14. Marie Therese Killens
15. Tim Birtsas

And because mine for the most part sucked, I'm adding a few bonus tracks to make up for it:

1. The Fundamental Elements of Southtown
2. Songs About Me
3. Lake Prespa
4. Oboe Concerto
5. Jarabe

I think that I'll shorten my band name from EPIC (cognitive architecture) to just EPIC...in all caps so that every time you buy our album you must SCREAM IT!!!

I think that as with a lot of albums, my bonus tracks will shine brighter than the album itself. For instance, "Songs About Me" will be a remake of the Trace Adkins song (which I have never heard) done in a hard core way. No country for me.

"Oboe Concerto," well...that is self explanatory...isn't it?

And "The Fundamental Elements of Southtown" will be reminiscent of "Whitewash County" from Elton's album "The One."

Highlights from the actual album will be "Abrams Creek" which I believe will be sort of a-la "Tumbleweed Connection". Also, "Tako" which is Japanese for Octopus (which I learned thanks to Wikipedia!), so I imagine the song being very Asian-pop. And "Dolphins" sounds like it will be a bit too Ennya for my taste.

Okay, I promise...I'll have a real update soon :P

"Can I See Your Vagina For A Minute?"

Oh...so you want an explanation to that title, huh? Well, okay. :D

I was sitting in the cafeteria studying the graphic of the female reproductive system which in a mere 1/2 hour I was going to need to label as part of our A&P final. I was minding my own business with my headphones on when John (a student in the class, not my boyfriend) walks up to me, sees the graphic and realizes he hadn't studied it at all yet. So, as I take off my headphones he says to me, "Can I see your vagina for a minute?"

If I was quicker I would have said something like, "If you're trying to pick me up, you need to try to be a bit more subtle..." But I'm not, so I just laughed and handed him the graphic. At that point, Michale also walked by (also in my class) so I fished out another copy (this one blank) I had copied for him to look at. John looks at me and say, "How many vaginas you got?"

At this point, Joe, who is sitting at a different table, and is not in our class, looks over and asks what the hell we're talking about. John says something like, "She's got a ton of vaginas over here!" I look at Joe and say something like, "Would you like to look at it too?"

This whole conversation went on for about 5 minutes. It just cracked me up. Too funny.

On another note, I think I did really well on the A&P finale. I think I did okay on the other finale, though, I'm not sure 'cause I had to rush to finish it.

Night all!